You got a new job? Congrats, man If you're sure I won't be bugging you or anything. Or making your boss mad People around here are so wild, they might like turn into a werewolf or something
oh you know just owner and operator of trench's very first pizzeria so i'm pretty sure i won't get mad and if i do i at least won't turn into anything weird
( He remembers Mike talking about trying to Make Pizza A Thing before, but this is still This is maybe the most excited Peter's been since he washed up here all slimy and gross. God how he's missed real food. )
That's awesome!! ( Two exclamation points. Peter's... alive.)
Where'd you open it at? I'll be your best customer
it took me like six months to learn how to make everything from scratch but i think it's ok and i can't deliver on my bike anymore but will said his horse can do it
( Mike's truly modernising Trench, here.... Unfortunately, Peter's not creative enough to even try to piece together what that could feasibly stand for, despite the fact he knows that Willful Machine is where the blacksmith shops actually are. )
his demon horse? oh shit... that'll make an impression for sure
( Could there even be a better mental image than Marshmallow appearing outside of people's houses accompanied by a crack of dramatic lightning and the smell of cheesy goodness...? )
Man, I'm so hype for this.... I'm tired of eating like raw potatoes and broth
( It makes Peter feel stupidly happy β in that warm little way that reminds him underneath all the squids and demons, he's still maybe something that counts as human β to hear that Mike and Luna have made contact. They're both... important to him. There's something particularly special about when two people who are important to you make contact. )
Oh man yeah she's really cool, and super sweet Yeah she's from like... this magical world where witches and wizards have this special school they go to?
I'm just from Utah
( How underwhelming... )
I'm glad you met her. If you ever need any help or get sick or anything, she can make all kinds of potions
( And with that, he's brought back to a thought, one he wishes could be expressed more delicately than text can allowβ )
How's your leg doing? I know you said you can't ride a bike anymore but Are you still in pain from it?
[Mike has definitely heard about the school and he is incredibly jealous that he wasn't born into that world, thank you very much. It's a daily struggle.]
i mean it's not as bad as it was over the summer but they don't have tylenol here so that sucks
it's sort of why i wanted to ask about the weed i heard while back that it helps sometimes
Perhaps this is an answer in itself as to whether he's already high or not. But then again, Peter's brain is just perpetually kind of frazzled anyway?? )
look their son is running a pizza place now they'd probably overlook the stoner thing and just be like hell yeah, Mike's a business tycoon Couldn't be prouder
i mean you're probably right not like they ever noticed the details before "oh shit son your eyes are red, must be allergy season, did you forget to take your pills because you're a dumbass?"
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I found this guy here who has like a magical everburning pot plant thing
You want some?
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sounds rad
[And not at all like this is the first time he's ever attempted to acquire An Drug.]
i'm like always at my new job but just come by sometime
the boss won't mind
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If you're sure I won't be bugging you or anything. Or making your boss mad
People around here are so wild, they might like turn into a werewolf or something
What kind of job did you score?
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just owner and operator of trench's very first pizzeria
so i'm pretty sure i won't get mad
and if i do i at least won't turn into anything weird
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( He remembers Mike talking about trying to Make Pizza A Thing before, but this is still This is maybe the most excited Peter's been since he washed up here all slimy and gross. God how he's missed real food. )
That's awesome!! ( Two exclamation points. Peter's... alive. )
Where'd you open it at? I'll be your best customer
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[Willful Machine. Get with the lingo.]
it took me like six months to learn how to make everything from scratch but i think it's ok
and i can't deliver on my bike anymore but will said his horse can do it
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( Mike's truly modernising Trench, here.... Unfortunately, Peter's not creative enough to even try to piece together what that could feasibly stand for, despite the fact he knows that Willful Machine is where the blacksmith shops actually are. )
his demon horse? oh shit... that'll make an impression for sure
( Could there even be a better mental image than Marshmallow appearing outside of people's houses accompanied by a crack of dramatic lightning and the smell of cheesy goodness...? )
Man, I'm so hype for this.... I'm tired of eating like raw potatoes and broth
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[Poor Peter. Creativity has always been Mike's thing.]
why are you eating raw potatoes
can't you cook them
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( Because Mike literally just told him.... )
I tried to boil them a couple times but it just takes so fucking long
But they're not too bad raw
Just kind of like eating a soft rock
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we've just been like
putting them in the oven
or whatever people call it here
the hot fire thing
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I don't know how to talk in medieval
( Trench isn't really... medieval, Peter. )
But I usually don't have to do much there anyway bc my girlfriend's a witch so she can usually cook with magic and stuff
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she seems really cool
you guys aren't from the same world right
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Oh man yeah she's really cool, and super sweet
Yeah she's from like... this magical world where witches and wizards have this special school they go to?
I'm just from Utah
( How underwhelming... )
I'm glad you met her. If you ever need any help or get sick or anything, she can make all kinds of potions
( And with that, he's brought back to a thought, one he wishes could be expressed more delicately than text can allowβ )
How's your leg doing? I know you said you can't ride a bike anymore but
Are you still in pain from it?
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i mean it's not as bad as it was over the summer
but they don't have tylenol here so that sucks
it's sort of why i wanted to ask about the weed
i heard while back that it helps sometimes
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I can definitely get some to you, dude
Also pizza and weed go really good together. We should hang out and have a little shindig
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( ....What. What do they say, Peter?
Perhaps this is an answer in itself as to whether he's already high or not. But then again, Peter's brain is just perpetually kind of frazzled anyway?? )
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[It's like he's reading your mind.]
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So he just makes something up. It sounds pretty good, though. )
If you can't beat em
Join em π¬π
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you turned me into a stoner
what would my parents say
[That's not true. Him stealing Steve's stash is what did that.]
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they'd probably overlook the stoner thing and just be like
hell yeah, Mike's a business tycoon
Couldn't be prouder
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not like they ever noticed the details before
"oh shit son your eyes are red, must be allergy season, did you forget to take your pills because you're a dumbass?"