Perhaps this is an answer in itself as to whether he's already high or not. But then again, Peter's brain is just perpetually kind of frazzled anyway?? )
look their son is running a pizza place now they'd probably overlook the stoner thing and just be like hell yeah, Mike's a business tycoon Couldn't be prouder
i mean you're probably right not like they ever noticed the details before "oh shit son your eyes are red, must be allergy season, did you forget to take your pills because you're a dumbass?"
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( ....What. What do they say, Peter?
Perhaps this is an answer in itself as to whether he's already high or not. But then again, Peter's brain is just perpetually kind of frazzled anyway?? )
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[It's like he's reading your mind.]
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So he just makes something up. It sounds pretty good, though. )
If you can't beat em
Join em π¬π
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you turned me into a stoner
what would my parents say
[That's not true. Him stealing Steve's stash is what did that.]
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they'd probably overlook the stoner thing and just be like
hell yeah, Mike's a business tycoon
Couldn't be prouder
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not like they ever noticed the details before
"oh shit son your eyes are red, must be allergy season, did you forget to take your pills because you're a dumbass?"