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NOTE: I am forever backtag friendly and absolutely open to doing things from past events that won't really have an effect on things at any given time. For example, if you'd like to do something with Peter aged down or when he was his spider dream guide, etc.
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It's Bill, dumbass. You're the one who keeps sending me these memes so we're in this together.
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[ ...Peter, you know someone named Bill. However, the Bill he knows doesn't seem like he'd say "dumbass" or... or any of what he initially texted him, really. So Peter just.... doesn't.... associate this person with "his" Bill and kind of thinks he's talking to some weird full-grown man right now.
...Especially if he doesn't know what "yeet" means. ]
I didn't send any memes
Or if I did, it was an accident
[ .....Because he doesn't always know what he gets up to. That's a fair thing to consider. ]
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You send me memes every DAY.
[ Doesn't he???
After sending the flashlight thing to the wrong person though... He actually goes to look at the username. Oops.
Uh. ]
Wait
... This isn't Richie Tozier, is it.
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[ Must be like a pair of middle-aged dudes trying to work out memes, like moms do on Facebook. ]
No I think you have the wrong number
Sorry about that
[ Which is a relief; his paranoia's ebbing back down a little. He's not going to offer his name, though. ......Even though his last name's clearly displayed there in his UN. ]
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Sorry for calling you a dumbass. And a dick. He's both of those things but you probably aren't.
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Oh are you from like the past?
[ ....He hasn't put this together yet. Bill... sorry.... The especially sad thing is, Peter's even bumped into that username on the Network before..... ]
tbh.... that'd depend on who you ask
I try not to be a dick
But some people would probably say so
Dumbass is definitely me though
But I can help you with yeet
Basically it just means to throw
So like if you yeet something
You throw it
But some people also just say it even if something isn't being thrown
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[ He's also not put it together and he's definitely seen him on the Network. They're both idiots. ]
I think we can all be dumbasses. Human nature, maybe?
Oh.
Well that's dumb.
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Oh wow
That is a while back, for me, anyway. It was 2018 where I'm from
That's a good point though. People are pretty dumb
And yeet really is.... It gets even dumber
[ He sends him a screenshot of something he just looked up... ]
In case you want to use it in a sentence sometime, dude
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[ A lot of his friends have only been from the 80s or so far in the future he would be super dead, so clearly this is WILD. ]
The fact that there's a whole grammar structure for it is really amazing
but also
WHY?????
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[ There's probably math that could be done here but...... Peter doesn't ""do math"" ]
Right??
tbh, I'm not sure if it was like
a word before people made it a thing?
Or if all this was made up because of like those vines that came out
Oh wait has your friend told you about vines?
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If it is a word, I've never heard of it before.
But I think someone who knows a lot about how words work would be able to figure out how to conjugate that kind of stuff.
I don't think so. I mean, Richie talks a LOT so if he did, I probably had stopped paying attention.