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NOTE: I am forever backtag friendly and absolutely open to doing things from past events that won't really have an effect on things at any given time. For example, if you'd like to do something with Peter aged down or when he was his spider dream guide, etc.
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That's one of the most terrifying sentence fragments I've ever typed
[ Sure hope the dream logic of this place doesn't pull the creation from Ruby's mind and make it actually manifest sometime! ]
They say if you punch a shark in the nose it'll go away
But what do you do when the shark can knee you in the gut in retaliation....
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She's gonna getchyou
She's gonna getchyou!
Gosh it is terrifying.
No matter how cute you try to make it.
[Ruby unfortunately would still try and fight it.]
This shark has evolved beyond that old weakness.
You can't even try to trip it because you've gotta get past all those teeth to do it.
This might be the ultimate killing machine.
Imagine it like ripping someone to pieces and then it just starts kicking them while they're down.
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NOW HE'S IMAGINING IT. ]
Oh my god
How do you even come up with this stuff??
[ Maybe because her world has so many terrifying monsters! She's horrifyingly creative! ]
This is even worse than Sharknado
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She's a little sorry.
He doesn't really imagine this.]
I don't know. I was thinking about the beach back on the hotel the other day.
And thought what would've happened if the sharks wanted to go to ball.
But like, How would get they get there?
So I figured if I gave 'em legs they could do to the dance.
You know?
Seemed normal enough.
Okay hold on a second.
What the heck is a sharknado?
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
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I can't 100% prove a shark with legs wasn't there
A sharknado is like
this tornado filled with sharks
[ He fails to mention this is referring to a movie ]
And it just sends them flying through the air
It's totally crazy
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You can't?
Is... Did that jerk end up taking control of you more?
Seriously!?
That sounds awesome~!!!!!!
And it explains so much-
[Clearly Sharknadoes are why Peter is so jumpy. They must be a thing in his world.]
Jeez! I would totally like try to baseball bat them back into the tornado with my slice, or cleave 'em in two as they came at me!
I need to see one of these one day!
Sodder, please!
Give us a sharknado!
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He ended up being around most of the time, I think?
I wonder if the invitation was meant for him to begin with
[ As uncomfortable as it is to think about, his attire did seem geared more towards Paimon. ]
Oh! Some guy actually did the baseball bat thing
Here, lemme show you
[ He quickly googles and sends Ruby a Really Stupid gif. ]
Ruby.........
Please for the love of god
don't try so summon sharknados here
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We ran into each other for a little bit.
He was his usual creeper self.
You deserved more time there Peter,
If they invitation was for him then whoever set up the party has no taste.
Seriously OMG
EDGE OF MY SEAT HERE
HE'S AMAZING
THAT GUY IS OFFICIALLY AN HONORARY HUNTSMEN OF YOUR WORLD CALLING IT HERE
OH COME ON
JUST ONE LITTLE SHARKNADO?
I'LL BEAT 'EM ALL UP,
I PROMISE
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Ugh, I'm sorry
What a freaked up weirdo
Wait
Okay I actually promised Luna I'd stop calling him bad names
It makes him upset, apparently
And then he goes crying to her and taking up all her time
[ He's.... supposed to be trying to be a bit more sensitive with the demon. It's... a process. ]
Ruby Rose!!! No!!
Look at this
[ He sends her another gif straight from the Syfy channel.... ]
It makes it rain sharks
We'll all die
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It could have been worse but-
Oh. Wow.
She did?
That kind of sucks.
I mean I get it but he's kind of a jerk.
Okay. Okay.
Well if you've got to be nicer to him than I guess I'll do my part too.
Because you're not in this alone, bud. Promise.
HOLY CRAP PETER
THIS IS AMAZING
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR WORLD HAD STUFF LIKE THIS SOONER!?
I'M IN AWE!
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Which like
Who cares
But I guess I should try to stop, if it helps Luna
Plus I don't want him to get upset with you, either
He might try to do something shitty to you again
[ And he definitely doesn't want poor Ruby to have to deal with any more demon-related injuries. ]
Oh dude we should watch the movies sometime
They made like...... 10 of those things??
[ There aren't actually ten, but. ]