— 𝐜 𝐨 𝐧 𝐭 𝐚 𝐜 𝐭
NOTE: I am forever backtag friendly and absolutely open to doing things from past events that won't really have an effect on things at any given time. For example, if you'd like to do something with Peter aged down or when he was his spider dream guide, etc.
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We maybe did some things
[ They did Some Things, okay.... But talking about details is hard, Clarisse!!!! ]
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you did SOME... THINGS? like what?
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Like you know the whole situation with the dude and everything??
We figured out a way to make him fuck off sometimes
So we can really be alone sometimes
So that was really nice
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good for you, man.
[ She means it!! ]
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We felt a lot better about it after that
And like we were kissing while she was on my lap and stuff
[ Baby's first straddle + kissing combo...... u///////u ]
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get it!!!
[ If the sheer amount of words in ALLCAPS so far during this conversation hasn't clued Peter in yet to the fact that Clarisse is shmashed on red wine... ]
you'll be making the business before you know it
or doing the business ? i forget
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So Peter's just going to be grinning to himself, amused and touched and happy by how enthusiastic Clarisse is about this. (Though... the capslock is pretty Different for her...) ]
Hahahahahahhaha I don't know about THAT
[ HE'S STILL SHY ABOUT IT, THOUGH...... ]
But dude, are you high?
Without me?
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and no i'm not HIGH
i got red wine for valentines day.
real fancy shit.
[ she had to pay a 22 year old to buy it for her ]
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Dang, that IS fancy
[ He's a wine virgin; "red wine" in itself is an impressive term. Clarisse... you're So Cool. ]
So you had a good Vday too?
You and Bella?
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so i'm basically killing this whole girlfriend thing
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Let me just take a second to get on your level
[ You are KILLING it, Clarisse. ]
One day I'll cook Luna something
But I'll have to make sure the fire department's on standby
I did play her a song, though. On my ole guitar
I think she really liked it??
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[ Flashback to 13-year-old him trying to learn one of the most timeless Teenage Boy Love Confession songs. ]
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so you didn't even have it in you to learn the entirety of the lamest song ever? i'm disappointed
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a lot of work to learn a whole song
[ .....But he learned one for Luna. ]
Are you judging me??
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[ her answer depends on his answer ]
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But kind of short though
But I was also singing to her so I didn't want to go like super complicated and mess it up too much
[ Yes.... he sang to her...... This story is even more sappy than originally thought, Clarisse. ]
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You JERK
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why don't you ever play ME songs
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I'll learn it for your birthday
Unless it's hard
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btw you know my birthday is next month, right?
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super
fucking hard
[ He hasn't even listened to the song yet to clarify if that's true or not. He's just going based off of the title. Also, Clarisse is a metalhead?? .....Okay, he can see that. ]
Is it??
Crap
[ Not a lot of time to learn a heavymetal song on a guitar... ]
How old are you turning
30
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[ :) :) :) ]
yeah
wait
well it's in april [ That's... basically next month, right? ]
and yes i'm gonna be the hottest 30 year old in deerington
but seriously i'm turning 20
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[ HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S ABOUT.... ]
But no really I've never even heard that song before so I'll listen to it
And see how terrifying it is
Do you listen to like Slipknot too
Wait though
April
Isn't that in like two months
[ He hasn't even been drinking red wine to blame this on. Peter just literally never knows what month it is ]
Oh so not REALLY old, just SORT of old
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