— 𝐜 𝐨 𝐧 𝐭 𝐚 𝐜 𝐭
NOTE: I am forever backtag friendly and absolutely open to doing things from past events that won't really have an effect on things at any given time. For example, if you'd like to do something with Peter aged down or when he was his spider dream guide, etc.
grOSS FAM FEELS
His gratitude comes across loud and clear, and the pat he gets on his back is her you're welcome. And a thanks, too. A thank you for a lot of things: for being there; for being braver than he thinks, and kinder than he has to be. It's only awkward if the sentiment doesn't run on a two way street.
But Paimon better not even think about stepping foot in her room when she's not there, or there will be more. Don't test The Bitch, motherfucker.]
Sometimes a family is........ whatever the fuck all this is......
WHAT THE FUCK, THERE'S MORE OF THESE THINGS AND THEY'RE TAINTING THE ESTEEMED NAME OF HELL. You better not, Henry, or you're getting dead birds with their heads cut off left in your laundry basket. He used to just leave these in the yard, but he won't hesitate to bring them in, just for you.
a multiple homicide waiting to happen
#girlbosshustle
#womenempoweringwomen
#fuckoff
IDK how they haven't killed each other yet, tbh.....
You better not lock his ass up there, you need Peter to reach stuff off the top shelves. (Literally the only thing Peter's useful for, but still)
it's never too late
Too bad. Cry more, snot demon. She'll just get Luna to move in, she can have his room and levitate things down, bing bang boom.]
One day they just fucking go to town on each other's heads, Peter wakes up to a literal bloodbath
Something relevant that was also made recently:
She's so mEAN to hIM, what did he ever do to deserve this treatment.
(He did many things.... endless crimes) ]